By Ninja 
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle light, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
An old woman had two chickens. One got sick. So she made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well .
A psychiatrist told me I was crazy. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said ok you’re ugly too.