By Frank Lucasale 
and it slaps the boy.
Ok, ok. I was at a friend’s place. But we were studying. The robot slaps him again.
Ok Ok. We was watching porno.
I’m a tad disappointed, son. replies the father. I wasn’t preoccupied with nonsense like that at your age. SMACK. The father gets one, too.
His wife chuckles and says:
He’s your son, alright. SMACK