In a Mental Asylum
The patient replied, ” I’m not so mad as the rest to rush to it....
Frank Lucasale
A Man Was Teaching his Son
So the son shot in the air three times. They waited another hour, but still...
Visit to the Mental Asylum
“No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug. Do you...
The bar Needs a Bouncer
“How about that for experience?,” he crowed. “Not bad,” the bartender conceded, “but you’ll need...
Man’s Sausage
this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in...
When the Waiter Shrugs
I’ll have that, please!” The waiter is astonished but goes back to the kitchen and...
A Different Blind Date
When he sees the woman, he realises she is absolutely gorgeous. Then, her phone rings.She...
Old Man is at Passport Control
answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed. The old man looks...
Computer’s Password
and the screen displays “Error.” Not long enough.