Six More Months, Please
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candle...
Frank Lucasale
Taxi Trouble
Will I still be able to drive with this hand?” “Maybe. But I wouldn’t count...
Shoveling Coal, Breaking Rules
“I have never called an apprentice by his first name! What’s your last name, son?”“It’s...
Tampons for Thrill-Seeking Billy
“They’re not for me. They’re for Billy here. We saw a TV commercial that said...
Doctor’s Bedside Manner Backfires
There’s absolutely nothing to worry about.”The guy looks over and says, “thanks, but my name...
Thief and Jesus
“Who’s the idiot who named a parrot Moses?”The parrot answers:“The same idiot that named the...
How Did You get Roped into Doing Txhis?
“Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I...
Tomatoes and Trouble, Father-Son Style
predicament:Dear Vincent,I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like wont be able to plant...
I Tried An AI Quote Generator – Funny Experiment
#1 Words Of The Wise #2 Facts #3 Interesting #4 Well… That’s Fun! #5 Ok 6 I Mean, Sure #7…
Best Bojack Horseman Moments from Reddit
Sometimes, I catch myself saying something super cool, impressing everyone around me with my quick...