Funny Jokes

Man’s Sausage

this is the heart of the factory. With this machine here we can put in...

When the Waiter Shrugs

I’ll have that, please!” The waiter is astonished but goes back to the kitchen and...

A Different Blind Date

When he sees the woman, he realises she is absolutely gorgeous. Then, her phone rings.She...

Old Man is at Passport Control

answers ‘I didn’t have to show it last time’‘Impossible!!’ she bellowed. The old man looks...

Computer’s Password

and the screen displays “Error.” Not long enough.

Threes*me is with Three

I Requested Phone Number

My Step-Sister walked Into My Room

Then she says, “Take off my bra and panties…”So I took off her bra and...

Girl is Walking Through a Cemetery

She screams and starts running down the path. After a while shestops to catch her...

Two Old Men

‘Go upto the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These...