By Frank Lucasale 
ladies were cooing over how identical they were. One Senior lady asks How do you tell them apart?”
The new mother said “I tell them apart by their Balls” The senior ladies gasped, clutching their pearls” Then the new Mom points and says “That one Bawls all night, and that one Bawls all day.
There you go, a nursing home joke that still gives me the giggles.