By Frank Lucasale 
”It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.”
”Well, do you know who you are talking to?” asked Paddy
”No,” roared the colonel.
”Well thank goodness for that,” said Paddy and hung up the phone.
”It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.”
”Well, do you know who you are talking to?” asked Paddy
”No,” roared the colonel.
”Well thank goodness for that,” said Paddy and hung up the phone.